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One line gay jokes
Gay jokes
Rating : 4.59, 215 votes.
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How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn``t like the way he was being reared.
Why do so many gays have moustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 goverment employees in one room?
100 people that don``t do dick!
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What``s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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