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Q: How do you know when it``s bedtime at Michael Jackson``s home?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?

A: A fruit stand.
Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.
Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.
Q: Why couldn``t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with His passes.
Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.
Q: What do you call a fart in the men``s room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?

A: He loved it in the can.

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