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Two gay want to have a baby

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Two gay men have been living together for quite a while

Two gay men have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child, they decide to mix thier sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificaly insemenated. Nine moths passes, and the baby is born. The two new fathers are looking through the glass window at the hospital nuserary, looking at twenty screaming babies and one calm quite baby attempting to decide which baby is thiers. Finaly a nurse comes along and they ask which baby is thiers, and the nurse replies that the quiet one in the corrner is thiers. How wonderful they reply, all these sceaming babies, and ours is so quiet and happy. The nurse replies he is quiet now, but wait untill we take the passifier out of his ass.

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