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Female comebacks-1
Gender jokes
Rating : 6.72, 7 votes.
Reviews : 36 [add review]
Man: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I`ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I`m a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what`s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I`d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I`d probably die laughing.
Rating : 6.72, 7 votes.
Reviews : 36 [add review]
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