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He said she said-1
Gender jokes
Rating : 5.27, 25 votes.
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He said... I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don`t you? He said.Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said. It`s not my fault... I ran out of money. He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I`ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said... Let`s go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. He said... Why don`t you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would, but you`re never there. He said.Shall we try a different position tonight? She said...That`s a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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