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The perfect man


Gender jokes Rating : 6.61, 10 votes. Reviews : 6 [add review]

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel and never mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps His face so clean.
The perfect man loves children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
And a good husband to His bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He`ll do anything in His power
To convey His love to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He`s a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.
He will never make you cry
or batter you in any way
To hell with this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.


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