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The sandwiches
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There was an Englishman,an Irishman and Scotishman siting on the edge of a cliff having a picnic.The Scotishman says "Oh god i`ve got ham in my sarndwiches again, if i get ham tomorrow i`ll jump off this cliff".
So the Englishman looks in his sandwiches and says "Oh i`ve got beef in my sandwiches again,if get beef again i`ll jump with ya Scottishman."
So the Irishman looks in his sandwiches and says "Oh i`ve got bloody tuna in my sandwiches again,if i get tuna again i`ll join you two guys".
So the next day they all meet at the cliff and check their sandwiches."Oh shit,"says the scottishman,"i`ve got ham!". So he jumps off the cliff.
"Oh bugger,"says the Englishman,"i`ve got beef again!".So he jumps off the cliff.
The Irishman looks in his sandwiches and says"Bollocks! i`ve got tuna again!". So he jumps off too.
At the funeral the wifes meet up crying. The English wife says"I only made him beef because i thought he liked it".
And the Scottish wife says"Same here only made ham because i thought he liked it".
Then the Irish wife says"Its not my fault he makes his own sandwiches!".
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