aFunnyStuff.com archive
Jokes Humor stories Pictures Videos Funny News Games

Home  |  Bookmark us  |  Submit / Upload  |   |  Random stuff  |  RSS feed  |  Funny sites(add)  |  About  |  Terms  |  Privacy  |  Contact us
Funny stuff
» Funny pictures
Funny pics gallery
Forum pics 130
Funny pics mix 6
Funny pictures 2714
Optical illusions 37
» Funny videos
Funny clips gallery
Banned videos 53
Extreme videos 203
Funny animals 101
Funny cartoons 85
Funny cats 74
Funny dogs 85
Funny videos 8996
Home made videos 33
Music videos 69
Parodies 28
Pranks 156
Sexy videos 89
Sport videos 175
Stupid videos 160
Wierd videos 6
» Funny news
Funny news 31635
News funnies 23
» Free Games
Games gallery
Action games 844
Cartoons 62
Casino games 39
Classic arcade 254
Fighting games 81
Free games 1799
Logic games 170
Photo puzzles 593
Racing games 201
RPG games 45
Shooting games 452
Sport games 333
Strategy games 196
» Funny jokes
Adult jokes 1626
Animal jokes 289
Bar jokes 620
Blonde jokes 1361
Bumper stickers 40
Computer jokes 430
Dirty jokes 239
Ethnic jokes 319
Funny Facts 1490
Gay jokes 117
Gender jokes 69
Holiday jokes 168
Humor jokes 819
Insults 4294
Insults jokes 114
Jokers 160
Lawyer jokes 530
Medical jokes 297
One liners 704
Police jokes 6
Politics jokes 304
Redneck jokes 473
Religious jokes 625
Work jokes 75
Yo mama jokes 127
» Humor stories
Funny poems 15
Funny stories 343
Humor Stories
» Sounds
Funny audio 338
Sound boards 80
Funny sitesFunny sites
Uber Humor


  Jokes > Gender jokes : Why guys have all the luck

Why guys have all the luck


Gender jokes Rating : 2.00, 3 votes. Reviews : 3 [add review]

Why Guys Have All The Luck
1. A guy`s butt is never a factor in a job interview.
2. A guy`s orgasms are real. Always.
3. A guy`s last name stays put.
4. The garage is all his.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. He doesn`t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
9. Foreplay is optional.
10. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
11. Car mechanics tell him the truth.
12. He doesn`t give a rat`s ass if someone notices His new haircut.
13. The world is His urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near His pubic area.
15. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one`s just too icky."
16. Same work...more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. He doesn`t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
20. If he retains water, it`s in a canteen.
21. People never glance at His chest when he is talking to them.
22. Princess Di`s death was just another obituary.
23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
24. New shoes don`t cut, blister, or mangle His feet.
25. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
28. One mood..all of the time.



Rate this joke (settings)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Rating : 2.00, 3 votes. Reviews : 3 [add review]

Previous joke [ Gender jokes index ] Next joke
Previous joke [ jokes index ] Next joke

More : Popular jokes | Most reviewed jokes | Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke : Reviews : 3, Rating : 2.00, 3 votes.


Post your review!

Name  :
Email   :
Rate    :
Text    : URLs cannot be posted here
           
Cool sites



Random jokes
The Republican National Committee has announced it`s changing the emblem of the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom... Read this joke...
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder... Read this joke...

Random joke
We know that you would give your life for us... Read this joke...
Spiders have transparent blood... Read this joke...


Friend Finder



Random Funny stuff

I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs... Read this joke...

Random pics
Funny pictures : Sidewalk Well

aFunnyStuff.com archive
Use parental controls to protect your kids : Wikipedia | Battle.