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Humor about ireland
Holiday jokes
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Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.
"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I`m afraid he`s goin` to die."
"Shure, an` why would he be dyin`?" asked the other.
"Ah, he`s gotten so thin. You`re thin enough, and I`m thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."
Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off. He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don`t know sur" he replied "but that`s the last time I try that budgie jumping"
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