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Humor about the irish


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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three glasses of Guiness, drinking them one at a time. Noticing this odd ritual, the bartender explains that the beer goes flat when poured and informs the man his beer would be much fresher if he ordered one glass at a time.
The Irishman explains he began this custom with his two brothers, who have moved to America and Australia, respectively. This is their way of remembering all the time they spent drinking together.
The man becomes a regular at the pub, well-known for always ordering three beers at once. One day he walks in and orders only two beers. Assuming the worst, a hush falls among other patrons.
When the Irishman returns to the bar to order his second round, the bartender quietly offers his condolences. The man looks confused for a moment, and then explains, "No, everyone`s fine. I gave up beer for lent."

Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O`Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi`m sinkin`!"
Don`t worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi`m the strongest man in Erin, and Oi`ll pull ye right out o` there."
Mick leaned out and grabbed Barty`s hand and pulled and pulled to no avail.
After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Barty, "Shure, an` Oi can`t do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi`ll have to get some help."
As Mick was leaving, Barty called "Mick! Mick!
D`ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?


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