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Irish religion humor


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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man`s reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O`Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O`Toole said, "No, I don`t Father."
The priest said, "I don`t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don`t want to go to heaven?"
O`Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

O`Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he`d been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.
"Father, it`s 15 years since my last confession, and I`ve been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest.
"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"
O`Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I`ve got the lumber."


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