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Jokes about dumb irishmen
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The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless. "Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so strong." "Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the bicycle I`d have thrashed him properly."
"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. "It`s alcohol and alcohol alone that`s responsible for your present sorry state!" "I`m glad to hear you say that," replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief. "Everybody else says it`s all my fault!"
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