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Twas the month after chanukah...-1
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Rating : 5.14, 27 votes.
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`Twas the Month after Chanukah Twas the month after Chanukah, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I`d nibble, the latkas I`d taste At Chanukah parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). I`d remember the marvelous meals I`d prepared The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared, The wine or the egg creams, the bread and the cheese and the way I`d never said, ``No thank you, please.`` As I dressed myself in my husband`s old shirt and prepared once again to do battle with dirt--- I said to myself, as only I can ``You can`t spend the winter disguised as a man!`` So... away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of all chocolate, each cracker and chip Every last bit of food that I like must be banished ``Till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won`t have a cookie--not even a lick. I`ll want to chew only a long celery stick. I won`t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I`ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I`m hungry, I`m lonesome, and life is a bore--- But isn`t that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
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