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Alaska jokes joke
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can`t Be Wrong!
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You Know You`re In Alaska When...
.. .you know which leaves make good toilet paper.
.. .the mayor greets you on the street by your first name.
.. .there is only one shopping plaza in town.
.. .the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
.. .the major parish fundraiser isn`t bingo - its sausage making.
.. .you find -60c a might chilly.
.. .the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
.. .you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your Sorrels.
.. .you can play road hockey on ice skates.
.. .shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
.. .you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
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