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Bar talk translations joke
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Rating : 8.17, 6 votes.
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"You get this one, next round is on me." (We won`t be here long enough to get another round.)
"I`ll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they`ll be 4.50 a pop.)
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.)
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." [female] (I`m easy.)
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." [male] (I`m gay.)
"Ever try a body shot?" [male to female] (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)
"Ever try a body shot?" [female to male] (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I`ll do to you on the ride home?)
"I don`t feel well, let`s go home." [female] (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)
"I don`t feel well, let`s go home." [male] (I`m horny.)
"Who`s got the next round?" (I haven`t bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)
"What do you have on tap?" (What`s cheap?)
"Can I have a white Russian?" [male] (I`m really gay.)
"Can I have a white Russian?" [female] (I`m really easy.)
"That person looks really familiar." (Did I sleep with him/her?)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" [female] (I`m annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" [male] (I`m annoying, and cheap to boot.)
"I don`t have my ID on me." [female] (I`m 19.)
"I don`t have my ID on me." [male] (I don`t have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here.)
"Excuse Me." [male to male] (Get the fuck out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." [male to female] (I am going to grope you now.)
"Excuse Me." [female to male] (Don`t even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." [female to female] (Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don`t think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho...Get your eyes off of my man, or I`ll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.)
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