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Better health plan joke
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The queen of England was visiting one of Canada`s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this??"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I`m sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn`t do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What`s happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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