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Blonde jokes 1 joke
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How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?
She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant?
She couldn`t figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
What`s the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones.
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.
What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Where do you look for blondes` obituaries?
Under "Home Improvements."
Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.
Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
She still hasn`t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought she discovered that she had a twin sister?
She didn`t realize she was looking in a mirror.
Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn`t find a lake with a slope.
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
She didn`t know where to buy Left Guard!
Why couldn`t the blonde bob for apples?
Her sister was using the toilet.
A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Donna: I dunno. How?
Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row.
Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Why don`t blondes have elevator jobs?
They don`t know the route.
What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
She turned it over and used the other side.
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn`t wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.
What does a postcard from a blonde`s vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.
Why don`t blondes make good pharmacists?
They can`t get the bottle into the typewriter.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn`t wake up the sleeping pills.
How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
Acupuncture.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."
Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.
What`s the difference between a blonde and a tree?
The tree knows when it`s being cut down.
What did the blonde do with her arsehole in the morning?
Packed His lunch and sent him to work.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
What`s a blonde`s favorite color?
A light shade of clear.
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Did you hear about the blonde prisoner who was found in her cell with half a dozen bumps on her head?
She tried to hang herself with a bungee cord.
Hear about the blonde explorer?
She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
How did the blonde moonwalk?
She got naked from the waist down and slid His butt along the floor.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?
Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of.
A blonde`s house is on fire when she pulls up to her residence in the country. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic. The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get to her house. The blonde replies, "Duh, in your big red fire truck."
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