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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet. There`s no sign of the offending vehicle but he`s relieved to see that there`s a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I`m leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I`m not. Cya!"

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