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Cherry bomb vasectomy joke
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Rating : 5.14, 7 votes.
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to His doctor and told him that he and His wife didn`t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to His ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don`t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me"
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to His ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn`t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to His ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5. .. . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between His legs and resumed counting on His other hand.
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