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Don't disgrace the family joke

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There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that.
He is going to try to put His hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have His way with you. You are going to like that but, don`t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.
With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn`t let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced His family."

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