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I need a laser sight joke
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a man walks into a gunshop and says to the attendant, "i need a laser sight, do you have any?" the attendant replies, "yes here`s our last one." the man is looking through it when he spies a naked man and woman running around in a top floor of a house. "oh shit, look at this." the attendant looks, and sees his wife with another man, "that`s my fucking wife. If you can shoot the man in the dick and the woman in the head i`ll give you that gun on the wall, the laser sights and a load of bullets." "ok," he says, so he lines up his shot and shoots. "oh look, got `em both in one."
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