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Lay you or jack off joke
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Rating : 5.49, 18 votes.
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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We`re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don`t know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I`ve got a problem. You see, I`ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don`t know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You`d better jack off. I`ve got a headache."
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