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Yo momma's so stupid


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Yo momma`s so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald`s and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo momma`s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W`s.
Yo momma`s so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn`t read.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma`s so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma`s so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg`s holiday album.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo momma`s so stupid, I saw her standing on an empty bus.
Yo momma`s so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
Yo momma`s so stupid, her brain cells die alone.
Yo momma`s so stupid, it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo momma`s so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma`s so stupid, it take her a half hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma`s so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma`s so stupid, it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she asked for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she asked you what is the number for 911.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she couldn`t read an audio book.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she gets lost in thought.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got locked in Food Mart and half starved.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she hears it`s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she sat on a window ledge thinking she`d get framed.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought a hot meal is stolen food.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was change.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought manual labor was a Mexican!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul Train.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought socialism means partying!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she took a job cutting grass offshore.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she tried to put M&M`s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma`s so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she went swimming to a car pool.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo momma`s so stupid, she wrote `M, F, sometimes Wed` under "SEX?"
Yo momma`s so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet Floor she did!


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