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What`s the difference between a musician and a savings bond? One of them eventually matures and earns money... Read this joke...
Q: Do you think the terms of congressmen should be limited?A: No, I think they should stay in jail as long as anyoneelse should... Read this joke...
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train... Read this joke...
Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core... Read this joke...
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Random Funny stuff
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance... Read this joke...
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