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Creative pick-up lines


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1. Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be
2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I`m the only one talking to you.
5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I`ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I`ll do it your way
6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
7. I can`t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
8. I`m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald`s, you would be McGorgeous.
10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



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