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A kind lawyer-1
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road
side. He ordered His driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don`t have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the
other man and said, "Come with us."
"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man
answered.
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for
his limo.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are
too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is
almost a foot tall."
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