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Daddy's job
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She`s a doctor."
"That`s wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed Her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
Later that day she went to Billy`s house and rang the bell. Billy`s father answered the door. The teacher explained what His son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy`s father said, "I`m actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
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