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| What does a lawyer have in common with a spermatozoa?They both have about one chance in a million of becoming a human being... |
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| Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink... |
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| If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?Shoot the lawyer twice... |
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