|
|
|
Lawyer's dog
Lawyer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
"Absolutely," the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.
The contents read "Consultation: $25.00."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Lawyer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
I never forget a face, but in your case I`ll make an exception... Read this joke...
The Pope arrives at JFK and he`s met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettered sign that says, "Pope... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!... Read this joke...
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized asbeing female (e... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff