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Lawyer quickies 5
Lawyer jokes
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Q: What do you call an honest lawyer? A: An impossibility. Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with another lawyer? A: Nothing. There are some things that not even nature can permit. Q: Why didn`t the circus clown feel so bad about his career? A: At least he wasn`t a lawyer. Q: What is the difference between pigs and lawyers? A: You can learn to respect a pig. Q: What is the difference between baseball and law? A: In baseball, if you`re caught stealing, you`re out. Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met. Q: Why didn`t the doctor (any other profession) pay the rent on his outhouse? A: He didn`t like the lawyer living downstairs. Q: Who do lawyers never take their cats to the beach? A: Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand. Q: What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common? A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being. Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
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