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Our justice system


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Judge Michael Walker, October 1997 To a 14 yr. old girl defendant in a rape case. If your going to sulk like a baby we are not going to get very far
Judge William Crawford, March 1997 I know people with duodenal ulcers who work like niggers
Judge Raymond Dean, 1990(My personal favourite) In a rape trial when a woman says no, she doesnt neserceraly mean it
Judge Ian Starforth Hill Of an 8yr old girl who had been sexually assaulted not entirely an angel herself
Judge Michael Addison A defendants crime was not of the more serious type because he knew his victim
Judge John Prosser Order ?500 compensation to a 15yr old rape victim saying that it should be spent on a good holiday to get over the trauma
His Hounour Major Michael Argyle You come from Derby, my part of the country, off you go and dont come before my court again. (Huh is that Legal??)
Judge Harrol Cassel Sentenced a man to 2yrs probation for sexually assaulting his 12yr old stepdaughter because his wifes pregnancy had caused a lack of sexual appetite in the lady and considerable problems for a healthy young husband
Judge Justice Leonard Claimed that the trauma of Ealing Vicarage victim, virgin Jill Saward was not so very great
Judge Arthur Myerson Gave a rapist a 3yr sentence. The defendant had used a condom during the rape which Mr Myerson said showed concern for his victim??
Mr Justice Rougier Described a rape victim as over emotional after Her former lover raped her. He sentenced the man to 2yrs and said : I dont think it was such a shock to Her as it may be to other women.


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