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Lawyer jokes
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
A: You spend eight minutes in His office and get billed as if you`d been there eight hours.
Q: What`s the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don`t charge the public by the hour.
Q: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
A: An ambulance stopped suddenly.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they`d rather keep their clients in the dark.
Q: What do lawyers do after they die?
A: They lie still.
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