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The devil visited a lawyer`s office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I`ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you`ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife`s soul, your children`s souls, and their children`s souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What`s the catch?" he asked.

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