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The piano player
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One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class
about there parent`s occupations.
Jane put up Her hand and said, "My mother is a nurse".
The teacher said, "That`s wonderful, she helps to cure sick
people."
Andrew then out up His hand. "My father is a pilot," he
said.
The teacher said, "Congratulations! Your father helps people
get to where they are going."
Johnny then said, "Miss, my father plays the piano in a
brothel."
The teacher quickly changed the topic, but kept it in her
head for later reference.
At the parent/teacher night a month later Johnny`s parents
came to see the teacher and the teacher asked him if he
really was a piano player in a brothel.
Johnny`s father replied that he wasn`t. But that is what he
told Johnny because he didn`t want to admit to being a lawyer.
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