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Virgin wife-1

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told Her new husband, "Please be gentle, I`m still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you`ve been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he`d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn`t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn`t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn`t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I`ve married you, I`m really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You`re a lawyer. This time I know I`m gonna get screwed!"

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