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House call
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Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was
called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.
The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he`d gone
in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?"
A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a
hammer.
The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom. A
moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"
Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.
In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a
pair of pliers a screwdriver and a hacksaw. The last request
got to Mr. Tuttle. He asked, "What are you doing to my
wife?"
"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver. "I can`t get my
instrument bag open."
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