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10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor`s office include, "Take a left
when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is
"An apple a day."
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M`s on
them.
1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.
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