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Business one-liners 05
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth. A penny saved has not been spent. A penny saved is an economic breakthrough. A penny saved is ridiculous. A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can`t fix it.) A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason. A short cut is the longest distance between two points. A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside.
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