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Business one-liners 14
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Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" isn`t. The label means the price went up. The label "All New", "Completely New", or "Great New" means the price went way up.
Anything that doesn`t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
Anything that is designed to do more than one thing cannot do any of them well.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Appearances are not everything; it just looks like they are.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.
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