Deep thoughts 02
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When you`re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.
Too bad Lassie didn`t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.
If you`re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don`t know how to speak the natives` language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.
I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.
I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it`d be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents.
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you`ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that`s my point.
I don`t understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?
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