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Martha says the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it`s two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Martha. Grow up.
The old pool shooter has won many a game in His life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did all the other cues came crashing to the floor. "Sorry," he said with a smile.
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.
If you`re a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don`t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you`re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you`re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
Most people don`t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a dear.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he`s carrying a very beautiful rose in His beak, and also he`s carrying a very beautiful painting with His feet. And also, you`re drunk.
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let`s climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn`t, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn`t say it was an interesting story.
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