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If you`re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don`t stop and think of what other words have `under` in them, because that`s probably the first sign of jungle madness.
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don`t care who hears me, because I am beautiful.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let`s say you`re an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he`s not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires Her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.
I think a good movie would be about a guy who`s a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain the makes you want to study the brain.
I wouldn`t be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn`t a person, because it would be too small. But there`s a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--something like that.
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can`t throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that`s all you give them. Man, wise up.


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