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Marriage quotes 05
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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- Catch-22 Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Don`t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Feminists are OK, I just wouldn`t want my sister to marry one. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend`s wife`s brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that. Honolulu - it`s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife`s mother. -- Ken Dodd Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I am in total control, but don`t tell my wife.
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