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Bush, clinton, women and a train
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Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clinton`s cheek. The blond thinks: "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put His hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped His face" The fat lady thinks: "That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him." Bill Clinton thinks: "George put His hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me." George Bush thinks: "I hope there`s another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
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