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Government employee-1
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A state government employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what`s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This will look nice on my mantlepiece," he decides, and takes it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears.
"For setting me free, I am granting you three wishes. So tell me what are they?" Genie asks.
"I wish for an ice cold beer right now!"
He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island where beautiful young girls reside."
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish, "I wish I`d never have to work ever again."
POOF!
He`s back in his government office.
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