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Helping the united states of america
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One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington`s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Clinton didn`t sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln`s ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
"Go to the theatre."
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