|
|
|
Heros?
Politics jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
One day Bill Clinton was out jogging -- and accidentally
fell from a bridge into a very cold river.
Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident.
Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and
dragged the wet president out of
the river.
After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of
the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it,
I`ll give it to you."
The first boy said, "Please, I`d like a ticket to
Disneyland!"
"I`ll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Clinton.
"I`d like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.
"I`ll buy them myself and give them to you," said the
grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere.
"And I`d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the
third boy.
"I`ll personally ... wait a second, son, you`re not
handicapped!"
"No -- but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved
from drowning."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Politics jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Yo momma`s so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs... Read this joke...
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut... Read this joke...
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Gve me two beers... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff