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The President and Mrs. Clinton were in bed late one night
when Hillary
tugged on his elbow and asked, "Bill, are you awake?"
"What do you want?"
"I need a glass of water."
"Are you kidding? I`m the President of the United States.
I`m not
getting you a glass of water. I don`t get anyone a glass of
water,
especially not in the middle of the night!"
"I`ll get the water myself, "Hillary said. "I just wanted
you to save
my place."

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