Janet reno's advice to hillary
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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno
were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says
to Janet, "You`re lucky that you don`t have to put up with
men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and
there is no telling where he last had his pecker."
Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged
(that`s "politically correct" for ugly) doesn`t mean I don`t
have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make
a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the
loudest, nastiest fart that I can."
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when
Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir,
and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been
saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.
She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most
disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
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