|
|
|
Presidential watches
Politics jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--"you are suppose to read His lips".
He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn`t running - the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn`t run, it runs, it doesn`t run. . ."
He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax. . ."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Politics jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Human birth control pills work on gorillas... Read this joke...
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn`t coming... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees... Read this joke...
Eagles mate while airborne... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Most lipstick contains fish scales... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff